misery loves company

hungarian:

i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes

(via pavlovs-schrodinger)

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

(via friskatwerket)

sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

(Source: stoarchive, via pavlovs-schrodinger)

reblogable by request?

(Source: 14inches, via madefromclay)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via friskatwerket)

(Source: marcedith, via musicalmelody)

pizza:

athostic:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers

o m g 

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

(via creatingaquietmind)

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

(via friskatwerket)